I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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