I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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