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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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