does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Randomize
