I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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