North Korea, Best Korea!
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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