Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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