Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
