I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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