I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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