Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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