I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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