dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
bring money and cleavage
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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