I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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