i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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