I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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