question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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