Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
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I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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