Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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