using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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