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I will die if light touches me.
he puts the penis in happiness.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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