shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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