Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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