I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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