its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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