Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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