i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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