never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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