i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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