nut hugger
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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