im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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