I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Shame - the story of my life.
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