Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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