Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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