How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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