Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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