i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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