I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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