I love black thongs
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Randomize
