We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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