Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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