yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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