This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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