you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
