Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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