Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
are you so shy because you have an std?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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