I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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