no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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