he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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