hows the party?
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be there in 10
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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