where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
We need to rekindle our bromance
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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