Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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