Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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