Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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