I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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