I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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