Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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