and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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