yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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